Did you know there’s a magazine called “World’s Most Beautiful”? There is, and Kim Kardashian is their first cover girl. The cover is in 3D, in case you care. That’s why Kim is wearing the 3D glasses in some of the photos. But I’m more interested in the photos where you can really see her face. Now, I have long maintained that Kim’s face has gotten a massive overhaul, and that she’s full of Botox, fillers, lip injections and God knows what else. But one thing that I rarely take into account is the fake eyelashes. They give her face such a weird look, right? It’s like she’s attached gigantic tarantulas to her eyes.
By the way, we’re in full countdown mode for Kim’s wedding. It’s next week, on the 20th. Kim has invited every dumb celebrity you can imagine, but I seriously doubt all of them are going to show up. I mean, will Jennifer Lopez come to Kim’s wedding? No, right? And while Kim obsesses over every little detail, it seems like Kris Humphries has just started to realize how deep it’s gotten. Kris tweeted yesterday, “Time is moving fast.” Ya think? Oh, what will happen if he pulls a runner? He’s the dude version of Charlene Wittstock, I think. The prisoner groom.
What’s worse? Apparently, Kim refused to invite many of Kris’s relatives, and Kris has been fighting with Kim’s mom, Kris Jenner. In Touch Weekly’s insider claims that Kris Jenner is “a stage mother with a type-A personality. She controls her daughters’ lives, and already she’s trying to control Kris’ as well. She turned into the mother-in-law from hell as soon as Kris proposed.” The insider also has Kris Jenner telling Kris Humphries, “Kim isn’t becoming a Humphries. You’re becoming a Kardashian. Deal with it!” Poor Kris Humphries.
